C'mon people, I'm a professional. This wrinkly sheet will not do.
Let's move to the washing machine!
"Touchdown Evie"
The "Vicious Honey Badger"...Rrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
I'll have my breast milk shaken, not stirred! Daintree...Evelyn Daintree!
I know what you're thinking. Do I have six diapers or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as I am a ten and a half month old baby transitioning to table food, with the most powerful GI system in the world, that would blow my pants clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question:
Do I feel lucky?
Do I feel lucky?
Well, do ya, punk?
"Dirty Evie"
I just called...to say...I love you!
"Evie Wonder"
On The Good Ship Lollipop.
It's a sweet trip to a candy shop
Where bon-bons play
On the sunny beach of Peppermint Bay
"Evie Temple"
Yarrrrrr!! I be Evie The Pirate. Can you smell my buried treasure?
To pee, or not to pee, that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous parents,
Or to take arms against a sea of diapers
And by opposing end them.
Move over Ringo...its Evelyn Starr!
Hold it, Mom, I think I just got my ninth tooth.
Potential winner #1
Potential winner #2
Practicing yoga (aren't my toes big?)
Papa saves me
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